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Old 09-28-2010, 12:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
 

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Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer, the only problem is he has never cried!


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Old 10-05-2010, 03:15 AM   #17 (permalink)
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't go looking for a good time... Good times find Chuck Norris
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Old 10-10-2010, 03:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2010, 02:31 AM   #19 (permalink)
 
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The first law of thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed....Unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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Every year for his birthday, Chuck Norris selects 1 child to throw into the sun.
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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Old 11-30-2011, 01:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
 

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity, but chuck got it back!
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:10 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris was arrested last month for three counts of attempted murder,he was then quickly released by a judge because he knows Chuck Norris does not attempt murder
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God is named God cause Chuck Norris was taken
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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-Chuck Norris can punch you in the back of the face.
-Chuck norris once punched a cyclops between the eye.

I dont buy it though. If Chuck Norris was so bad he would come to my house and smash my face into my keyboarhhjkqhb;g;oihbalirg5aergar44arg;ohjaerjngts j735789pyaarghj6jrst
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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