This got circulated through my office (cuz we're hard at work) its really funny.
My name is, appropriatly, Sugar Glitzy Hooters
stripper name.
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This is just too funny! And definitely a stress reliever!!
>
> We all need a stripper name. See what your stripper name
> will be, and Share it with your friends. We all need a little
> stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
>
> Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to
> everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes
> when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
> break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
> days than not.
>
> Here is your dose of humor.......
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box
> Forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't
> forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they
> know you participated.
>
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine
> your new first name:
> a = Chesty
> b = Fantasia
> c = Starr
> d = Diamond
> e = Montana
> f = Angel
> g = Sugar
> h = Pinky
> i = Lola
> j =Kitty
> k = Roxie
> l = Dallas
> m = Princess
> n = Heidi
> o = Bambi
> p = Bunny
> q = Brandy
> r = S ugar
> s = Candy
> t = Raquelle
> u = Sapphire
> v = Cinnamon
> w = Blaze
> x = Trixie
> y = Isis
> z = Jade
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
> first half of your new last name:
> a = Leather
> b = Dream
> c = Sunny
> d = Deep
> e = Heaven
> f = Tight
> g = Shimmer
> h = Velvet
> i = Lusty
> j = Harley
> k = Passion
> l = Dazzle
> m = Dixie
> n = Spank
> o = Glitter
> p = Razor
> q = Meadow
> r = Glitzy
> s = Sparkle
> t = Sweet
> u = Silver
> v = Tickle
> w = Cherry
> x = Hard
> y = Night
> z = Amber
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
> second half of your new last nam e:
> a = hooters
> b = horn
> c = tower
> d = fire
> e = thighs
> f = hips
> g = side
> h = jugs
> i = shock
> j = cocker
> k = brook
> l = tush
> m = sizzle
> n = storm
> o = kiss
> p = bomb
> q = cream
> r = thong
> s = heat
> t = whip
> u = cheeks
> v = rock
> w = hiney
> x = button
> y = lick
> z = juice
so far this has got to be my fav. This is too fun.
