The english language
mind = blown! ;)
my favorite is the story about "shit" I am sure you all have heard it before lol
just in case
Subject: One Powerful Word
Most Powerful Word in the English Language
The most powerful word? Well, shit...
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find
yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and
there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit,
not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to
know anything else!
You could pass this along...if you give a shit.
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