Another Dog Joke - Pitbulls : Go Pitbull Dog Forums

           
   

Go Back   Pitbulls : Go Pitbull Dog Forums > General Pitbull Forums > The Pitbull Lounge > Jokes and Funny Stuff



GopitBull.com is the premier Pitbull Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Forum Information
Forum Members:
Total Threads:
Posts: 2

Forum Staff:
redog
YUNGSTER
ThaLadyPit
Rudy4747
ames
coach
Carriana
jttar
BCdogs
EckoMac


There are currently users online.

Advertisements

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 05-22-2009, 12:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
Platinum VIP Member
 
Marty's Avatar
 

1x Dog of the Month
Marty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninja
Marty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninja
Another Dog Joke

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized
that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up
the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with
one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting
dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to
dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
females in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They
used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the
biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with
a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that
this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's
cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian
dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American
dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's
neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian
dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in
disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We
had our best people working for five years with the meanest
Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and the biggest
meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic
surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a
Dachshund.
__________________

Marty is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 05-22-2009, 01:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
FloorCandy's Avatar
 

1x Donated to  Shelter Drive
FloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninja
FloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninjaFloorCandy reputation ninja
O I like that one! Thanks for the smiles today Marty!
__________________
Think how nice the world would be if stupidity were painful.

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
http://www.gotjowls.com
FloorCandy is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
dog, joke



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




PetGuide.com
Basset Hound Forum Doberman Forum Golden Retriever Forum Beagle Forum
Boxer Forum Dog Forum Pit Bull Forum Poodle Forum
Bulldog Forum Fish Forum Havanese Forum Maltese Forum
Cat Forum German Shepherd Forum Labradoodle Forum Yorkie Forum Hedgehog Forum
Chihuahua Forum Cichlid Forum Dart Frog Forum Mice Breeder Forum

All times are GMT. The time now is 12:06 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.2
vBulletin Security provided by vBSecurity v2.2.2 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2019 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
pitbull , pitbulls , pit bulls , american pitbull terrier , apbt , bsl , pitbull forums , pitbull pictures , pitbull information
Go Pitbull Site Map
Go Pitbull