10. Spends a lot of time at the airport with the other cult dogs, passing out free AOL diskettes.
9. Your new "Reverend Moon" screen saver.
8. Every day at 3:00, stops whatever he's doing, bows toward Cupertino.
7. Gettin lots and lots of e-mail from somebody named "[email protected]
6. When told to "go get your master", runs to the PC and dials up the internet.
5. You find your Motown CD in the trash, and a new "Gregorian Chants" CD in your CD-Rom.
4. Trades in his Calvin's and Nike's for a black robe and sandals.
3. You come home from work to find him making a spaceship out of your gas grill.
2. Comes home with his head shaved.
1. When asked why he went on the floor, he replies, "It is the will of Moondoggie."