Top 10 Signs You're not Winning at Westminster:
10. Security guards keep chasing you out of the building.
9. Breaking out of line to steal the kid's candy bar may have counted against you...
8. The Chihuahua thinks he can beat you up (and does).
7. Your owner keeps asking about getting back your entry fee.
6. Kids keep asking "What kind of dog is THAT?"
5. The judge asks your owner to walk you to the end of the ring...and to keep going.
4. Somebody asks if they can take your picture...for a Humane Society poster.
3. When asked about your papers, your owner replies,"Papers? - We don't need no stinking papers!"
2. The BBC announcer keeps breaking out in uncontrollable laughter whenever he sees you.
1. You had to go really bad, and the judge's leg was the closest...