A dog's chalkboard assignments - Pitbulls : Go Pitbull Dog Forums

           
   

Go Back   Pitbulls : Go Pitbull Dog Forums > General Pitbull Forums > The Pitbull Lounge > Jokes and Funny Stuff



GopitBull.com is the premier Pitbull Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Forum Information
Forum Members:
Total Threads:
Posts: 3

Forum Staff:
redog
YUNGSTER
ThaLadyPit
Rudy4747
ames
coach
Carriana
jttar
BCdogs
EckoMac


There are currently users online.

Advertisements

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 05-22-2009, 12:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
Platinum VIP Member
 
Marty's Avatar
 

1x Dog of the Month
Marty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninja
Marty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninjaMarty reputation ninja
A dog's chalkboard assignments

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks

1. [xxx] is not food.
Spiders; bandaids; ivy and airplane plants; Xmas ornaments; the carved jack-o-lantern; plants from the aquarium; cat litter box contents; laundry detergent boxes (esp. not when full!); toothpaste (tube and all); remote controls; linoleum; eyeglasses; books; stockings; the tar shingles on my house; chicken wire; bizarre plants; disposable razors; rocks; Lego; dirty Kleenex; the baby's used diaper; Christmas stockings; soda pop cans; fiberglass insulation stuffed up the chimney; the underwear in the clothes hamper; Mommy's hair accessories; Mommy's catnip teabags; unopened honey packets; staples; Christmas stockings; credit cards, CDs, and other thin plastic things.

2. I will not lift my leg to the [xxx].
Anything growing in the vegetable garden; house corner; new boyfriend; mailman; woodstove; subordinate pack members; Grandma's plush chair; the conformation judge; good-looking neighbour man that Mommy is trying to impress; Daddy in the lawn chair.

3. I recognize that [xxx] has a right to exist.
The humans' shoes; the human's cats; the aquarium; 3rd grade art projects (even if they are made of macaroni shells); the other dog(s); the TV remote control; the human's little humans; the bath mitt; Rolling Stone magazine; large patterns on wallpaper;

4. [xxx] is not a toy.
The humans' shoes; the human's cats; the humans' pet cockatiel; newly planted iris bulbs; pillows and blankets from the bed; laundry (dirty OR clean); aquarium plants; stuffed animals from on top of the chest of drawers; pillows and blankets from the newly made bed; the hose that's filling the kiddie pool; the humans' Nerf footballs; human's underwear; Mommy and Daddy's ferrets.

5. I will not chew the [xxx].
Human's homework; human's papers s/he has to mark; remote control; cardboard around the laundry detergent; handles to the lawn tools; garage door; kitchen cabinets; food left within reach on the couch; the mini-human's *full* bottle even though it conveniently fell in front of me from the crib; horse's new saddle; wall; carpet; deck; couch; sofa cushions; expensive paperbacks.

6. I will not bark at [xxx].
Plastic bags on the ground; the new plow blade on my owner's truck when it is parked; the wind; thunder; the road grader; Daddy's new Santa bear toy (which was innocently sitting on a chair, and had been there for hours before Molly noticed it and took umbrage); tissue paper being blown along the floor by air from the furnace; the spring doorstop when I or the kid flips it and makes it go DOooiiiiinnnnnng; my mother's clean laundry thrown on top of the bed, even if the room is dark and it looks like someone sleeping there; the ball I just pushed into an inaccessible crevice all by myself; the fox/skunk/cat/deer out in the yard at any time after midnight, especially on a work night; the fire hydrant on the corner when out for a walk at night; the car radio; the answering machine lady when she says the date/time; the ice cube that slid under the fridge; the rawhide chewbone that I'm making no headway on; absolutely nothing (especially after 11 PM).

7. I will not dig [xxx].
Under the stove (and through the linoleum); under the sidewalk until it collapses; the carpet; a hole under the porch and then get stuck under it; under my master's pillow at 2 AM to retrieve the bone I hid there earlier; a swimming pool in the back yard;
__________________

Marty is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 02-19-2010, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
fortyfootelf's Avatar
 

fortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moon
fortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moonfortyfootelf reputation is over the moon
did yo know that they actually make toys shaped like shoes? this is ironic bkuz i was thinking the same thing you were when i saw them... shoes are not toys, neither are feet or remot controls... so why would i want to buy that toy for my pitbull? thats just dumb. im in agreeance with you, shoes and such are not toys, and should not be duplicated as toys.
__________________
"Home of the bone, heavy bone with substance, blocky brick shaped heads, dogs built with heavy bone and large heads but without compromise to movement, powerfully built dogs with full body muscularity from head to tail", the Bully look had begun. -Razors Edge
fortyfootelf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2010, 08:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
Original Prankster
 
Black Rabbit's Avatar
 

7x Dog of the Month
Black Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninja
Black Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninjaBlack Rabbit reputation ninja
This thread made me kinda sad this morning. I miss Marty



__________________
The whispering of the wise never entertains the fools- Floater

Black Rabbit is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
assignments, chalkboard, dog



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




PetGuide.com
Basset Hound Forum Doberman Forum Golden Retriever Forum Beagle Forum
Boxer Forum Dog Forum Pit Bull Forum Poodle Forum
Bulldog Forum Fish Forum Havanese Forum Maltese Forum
Cat Forum German Shepherd Forum Labradoodle Forum Yorkie Forum Hedgehog Forum
Chihuahua Forum Cichlid Forum Dart Frog Forum Mice Breeder Forum

All times are GMT. The time now is 07:45 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.2
vBulletin Security provided by vBSecurity v2.2.2 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2020 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
pitbull , pitbulls , pit bulls , american pitbull terrier , apbt , bsl , pitbull forums , pitbull pictures , pitbull information
Go Pitbull Site Map
Go Pitbull