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Old 05-22-2009, 12:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

15."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13."Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

12."I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11."This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10."I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9."Actually I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

8."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

7."Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6."The coffee machine is broke...."

5."Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4."Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3."Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2."I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1."Amen."
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