Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
15."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
13."Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."
12."I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
11."This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
10."I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
9."Actually I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
8."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
7."Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
6."The coffee machine is broke...."
5."Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4."Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3."Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2."I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: