I thought this was funny.
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was 2 1/2 yrs
old. One of my favorite toys was a little 'tea set'. Daddy was in the
living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup
of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise
for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living
room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest
thing!' My Mom waited, & sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup
of tea for Daddy & she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a
mother would know) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach
to get water is the toilet?
Learn something new every day.