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Old 01-03-2011, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Talking You men have it so EASY

got this in a email today lol .


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier Peopleó
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays it's original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.




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Old 01-03-2011, 08:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's true!

But you all are still in control. Me and Chewee out number the wife, two pee pees to one va-jay jay, but still run for cover when she's ticked.
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Old 01-03-2011, 08:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This is so true!!! Men are just simple little creatures. I wish I was a man!!!! But I don't think I could get used to having something swinging where it shouldn't be.
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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i would have to say untrue.. lol A my mechanic never told me the truth also what man ever told you that you cant wear a white shirt or none to a water park.. its the mens WIFES that bitch about it lol and just like men play with their toys so do woman... lol... i could point out a lot more oh how about when anything breaks even when the WOMAN breaks it the guy has to fix it and if he cants its his fault even tho you females broke it in the first place lol
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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got this in a email today lol .


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier Peopleó eh.. find it easier
What do you expect from such simple creatures? it is or it aint
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. both by choice of the ladies LOL
Wedding plans take care of themselves. men pay for their daughters or supposed too so.. eh
Chocolate is just another snack. but you can melt and dribble it
You can be President. Hey I'd vote for Condi any day
You can never be pregnant. THAT IM SO THANKFULL to the POWERS that BE and SO GREATFULL for mothers
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Thats HOT, what are you talkin about?
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Hey go ahead, no complaints here
Car mechanics tell you the truth. they tell you the truth too they just tax that a**.. one way or another LOL
The world is your urinal. men only want what they need to attract the woman
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. I dont go in gas station restrooms... WHATS that Smell??
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. thats cause what happens in the wedding dress or on is usually tux free
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. LOL na.. just my junk
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. Its called Fk it..
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. ^^simple
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. ^^simple
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. yeah.. thats a miracle in itself
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. mood..happy... Fk it
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. thats cause you ladies compete with each other of who looks better not for the man
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays it's original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. you wanna play house?
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. thin lady staches are hot...
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.once again.. fk it.
No wonder men are happier. try a dose of fukitol works wonders
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.




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thought it was funny had some slapstick replies all the way down, I posted most.. LOL that was some funny chit.
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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LMAo at the both of you and the white t-shirts at the water park. suppose to be children there lol dont think that would fly with the other mommys too well LMAO. n the melting and dribbling chocolate LMAO works that way as well i guess :P
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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LMAo at the both of you and the white t-shirts at the water park. suppose to be children there lol dont think that would fly with the other mommys too well LMAO. n the melting and dribbling chocolate LMAO works that way as well i guess :P
like you said it wont work to well with othe MOMMYS lol has nothing to do with men if anything we would be taking your side in the freedom to wear what u want or dont want to lol i=p
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Old 01-04-2011, 07:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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