got this in a email today lol .
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier Peopleó eh.. find it easier
What do you expect from such simple creatures? it is or it aint
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. both by choice of the ladies LOL
Wedding plans take care of themselves. men pay for their daughters or supposed too so.. eh
Chocolate is just another snack. but you can melt and dribble it
You can be President. Hey I'd vote for Condi any day
You can never be pregnant. THAT IM SO THANKFULL to the POWERS that BE and SO GREATFULL for mothers
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Thats HOT, what are you talkin about?
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Hey go ahead, no complaints here
Car mechanics tell you the truth. they tell you the truth too they just tax that a**.. one way or another LOL
The world is your urinal. men only want what they need to attract the woman
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. I dont go in gas station restrooms... WHATS that Smell??
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. thats cause what happens in the wedding dress or on is usually tux free
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. LOL na.. just my junk
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. Its called Fk it..
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. ^^simple
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. ^^simple
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. yeah.. thats a miracle in itself
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. mood..happy... Fk it
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. thats cause you ladies compete with each other of who looks better not for the man
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays it's original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. you wanna play house?
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. thin lady staches are hot...
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.once again.. fk it.
No wonder men are happier. try a dose of fukitol works wonders
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.