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DMTWI 01-13-2011 12:51 PM

Dog food diet for people....:) Joke for the day
Yesterday I was at my local SAM'S CLUB buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the
checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so
it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.

Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people! They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all
your retired friends.......it will be their "laugh for the day"!

Aireal 01-13-2011 01:46 PM

hahaha I had seen this before to funny, but that aside no joke zombie apocalypse I am totally loading up with all the dog food I can get my hands on! it will keep you alive muhahaha

DMTWI 01-13-2011 02:14 PM

:goodpost: What she said, it's true.....

Zombies be coming................:snap:

pittybull01 04-08-2011 08:44 PM

sweeet i like it....lol

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