An old and corny dog joke
I'm partial to corny jokes, I won't be offended if I'm the only person who finds this amusing.
A Young Native American man watched an elder who was sitting outside a tent waiting for the birth of the newest member of the tribe inside. By custom the old man named all the babies as they were born. Soon a young woman came out with a newborn girl and showed her to the old man...He pronounced "your name is Beautiful Dawn".
At this point the young man approached and said' Old man, how do you think of the names you give babies?"..the old man answered " I name the child after the first thing I see when I learn of their birth, as this child was born, the sun was coming over the hilltop and bathed the valley with light...so I named her 'Beautiful Dawn...Why do yo ask, Fat Dog Pissing ?