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Old 04-19-2013, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2 new yorkers were tring to measure a flag pole for the rope it needed.standin thar lookin up at and confused as hell.ol redneck Wil U.Lickit comes by and says hey you all need sum hep?yankee;yea we got this impotent job to mea.this flag pole.Wil;aw shoot lemme hep yall. wil pulls pin walks it down to the ground measuers it walks it bac up put the pin bac n,says 30' yall need 60 'a rope.anythang else i kin do fer ya? yankee; no, thank you yery much.wil;awrite beseeninyall (all 1 word n the south)and walks away.yankee to other yankee;stupid ass redneck dont no what he's doing,we didnt want to no how wide the durn thing is .bawhahahahahahh!................................. .............................................yall take care now,ya hear!
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hold on, I can translate this!!!

Two New Yorkers were trying to measure a flag pole for the rope it needed. They were standing there looking up at it and confused as hell. An old Redneck, Will, comes by and says "Hey, you all need some help?"

Yankee, "Yes, we have this important job to measure this flag pole.

Will, "Well okay, let me help you guys." Will pulls the pin on the pole and walks it down to the ground, measures it, and walks it back up. He says, "Its 30 foot so you guys need 60' of rope. Anything else I can help with?"

Yankee, "No, thank you very much."

Will, "Alright, I'll be seeing you guys later" and walks away.

Yankee 1 to Yankee 2, "Stupid Redneck doesn't know what he's doing, we didn't want to know how wide it darn thing is."



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Old 04-19-2013, 08:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha, that we needed a translator is almost funnier than the joke itself ;0
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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now doggoneit,yall gone giv me a complexion .but i got anuther 1. i'll try to do this rite.HAHA. man come home and found a bear on his roof. He looked in the yeller pages for a bear remover and shore enuf fount 1. the dude showed up with a pitbull,shotgun,a ladder and a baseball bat.The man asked how he was gonna do it. He said i'm gonna put this ladder up and git on the roof,take the bat and knock the bear off and the pit will grab him by the testicles(nutz)and hold him till i get him in the cage.So the dude set up to go and handed the home owner the shotgun.The guy said whats the gun for? The dude said if i get knocked off the roof you shoot that dam dog.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You can't understand that one? Alright, I'll translate it for y'all.
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Man came home and found a bear on his roof. He looked in the yellow pages for a bear remover and sure enough he found one. The guy showed up with a pit bull, shotgun, ladder and a baseball bat. The man asked how he was going to do it. The remover said, "I'm gonna put this ladder up and get on the roof, take the bat and knock the bear off and the pit will grab him by the testicles and hold him until I get the bear in the cage". So the dude set up to go and handed the homeowner the shotgun. He asked what the gun was for. Bear remover said "If I get knocked off the roof you shoot that damn dog."
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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if yall say it you'll get.bully gal send me a bill for the translation.hahahahah
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I think that's their problem. The don't have an inner southern accent to say it with lol
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think that's their problem. The don't have an inner southern accent to say it with lol
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Old 04-20-2013, 01:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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at's what we do with fitters.hahahahaha.
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I can understand ya just fine, Welder. But, I am a southern belle at heart. Where when it rains hard you say, "Rainin harder then a cow pissin on a flat rock." hahaha I don't know how many times I've said that expression and people are like, " What did you just say?" HAHAHA
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I think my inner accent is from a different region...
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I understand him just fine, but I have breathed way to many of the same gasses out on the pipeline jobs.
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