so,my little Korean friend is on a job,we show up to break down the concrete pump,and me being the kind I am,I spot A peach sprig,it weren't no tree,all of 4 ft. tall and few branches,but that baby had about 6 peaches,and I pinced one.
well,my little bud,the guy who's tried to beat my brains in on numerous occasions,see's me eating it,and he ask me what it is.
I'm A regular douche nozzle when the time warrants it,and I felt that this was A DN moment.so I tell him it's A BJ, and would he like some. he's lookin at the peach juice flowin through my beard,then I wipe my beard and lick my hand,it's soooooo good.
he's all excited,so I cut him A piece,and then I lick that fine edge of my straight razor,and nary did I cut my tounge.
Korea decided quickly that more he must have.he ask me to say sloooowly what they are and I sound out BJ for him.I tell him to got to vegetable sectoin of store,ask man for bag of nice ripe BJ's.he's all smiles,happy as A priest in boystown.
well, the next day I'm sweating my pretty white but off in the bottom of A pool,and it was A 36 yard blow.all of A sudden,the air to my nozzle cuts out,and the concrete is plopping on the pool bottom,all of A sudden the concrete pump gives out,and I look up,and there he is,mad,mad as all get out.
he had gone to Food Lion and did what I tolt 'im.asked for A bag of nece ripe BJ's.
he's standing over me,I got nowhere to run,I'm not getting away this time.what saved me was that it was A big job,almost all the guys were there,they're all lookin at the scenario,and they are laughing,and my little friend,God bless him,he cracks A smile,and I ask him what happened at the store.
apparently the guy got real mad,my friend says to me,"I tell him about nice ripe BJ's,and him say get [email protected]
# from him store".
about that time everyone there bust A gut.my little friend was scorned by alot of these rednecks,and the brothers who worked there.him being A furner,not speaking english well and such,so for them to find great joy with him and this moment.he was no longer an outcast,he was one of the fellers.
And there is A God.the next day,at lunch time he came up to me,he had some BJ's,'er peaches,several to be exact.it seems that many of the guys had all brought in A peach or 3 for my korean friend.
and on that day,he knew their was some kindness,it just took some odd moment to bring it about.