In my defense...I want to preface this by saying...
getting drunk and goofing on your dog for entertainment is an enjoyable AND economical past time!
Last Saturday we had friends over for dinner; and I made some special holiday drinks:
Partridge in a Pear Tree
1 1/2 oz Grey Goose Pear vodka
1/2 oz fresh squeezed lemon juice
1/2 oz simple syrup
pour over sprig of rosemary in a martini glass and top with champagne.
I got the recipe off Pinterest. These were a big hit and I still haven't figured out if they are deceptively strong....or if they just go down REAL easy...but they were yummy and we all drank more than we intended to.
So after dinner and somewhere into our 3rd drink - we decided that Veronica had been so good - she should get to open a Christmas gift.
Unfortunately - my husband is a middle school teacher, and his kids like to check out Veronica's videos - so I had to splice it and dice it and edit out all the profanity and off color, politically incorrect inappropriate banter - and make it appropriate for all ages.