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Old 08-13-2010, 05:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Joke not so PC but funny!

Ok if you are overly sensitive do not read any further, however if you like a good joke proceed.

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights..
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> One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East ....
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> Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
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> The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette.
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> Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.'
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> The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,
> 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'
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> The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . .
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> > 'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet ,
> But I do believe it's a-comin'.'



You could always substiture Illegal Alien for the Muslim, still funny!
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Old 08-14-2010, 04:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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thanks for the good belly laugh!!
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Old 08-14-2010, 04:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol awesome
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Old 08-14-2010, 05:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2010, 05:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Haha, that's cute
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Old 08-14-2010, 10:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Haven't we been playing "cowboys and muslims" for about 9 years now? lol
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Old 08-14-2010, 11:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Hahahahahaha that's a good one :-)
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Old 08-15-2010, 04:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Haven't we been playing "cowboys and muslims" for about 9 years now? lol
True but we've been doing it 'politcally' - not the way we fought as a country in unity back in the day... Difference is natives were disciplined, prideful, self respecting people...

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