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  1. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"...
  2. The Family Room
    No news to report. :hammer: Darnit! You'll all have to keep hanging in suspense with me on this one! They didn't check my cervix this time. I posted in VIP I was in a car accident on Friday and went to the ER (I was fine but went for precautions) Anyhow there was no change to the cervix on...
  3. The Pitbull Lounge
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can...
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