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  1. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    This is a joke my dad used tell me when I was little. My stepmom is from a wealthy neighborhood in Kentucky and she is a tenderfoot. I still think it's cute. A Raccoon had traveled far from his home in Kentucky. He was in the deep woods of Southern Arkansas, and was tired, hungry, and...
  2. General Discussion
    This has to be a joke and a bad one at that. All this breed needs is a Jackhole like Chris Brown involved with this breed. CB Breeds
  3. General Discussion
    I have seen many board and I have never in my life seen so many rude and I am better than you people on one board!!! You guy just set back and talk bad about anyone (even people you dont know or meet/talked to) and think every one must breed one way! Well to all of you that are this way I feel...
  4. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    I'm partial to corny jokes, I won't be offended if I'm the only person who finds this amusing. A Young Native American man watched an elder who was sitting outside a tent waiting for the birth of the newest member of the tribe inside. By custom the old man named all the babies as they were...
  5. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? 'You have been with me all through...
  6. General Discussion
    PIT BULL PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are...
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    A burglar is sneaking through this house one night, when out of the darkness comes a voice, "I can see you, and so can Jesus". The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move. After ten minutes, nothing has happened so he moves forward. Again from the darkness comes the voice...
  8. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    A TRIP TO SAM'S CLUB Yesterday I was at my local SAM'S CLUB buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have...
  9. The Pitbull Lounge
    Ok if you are overly sensitive do not read any further, however if you like a good joke proceed. Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights.. > > One is an American Indian passing through from...
  10. Pictures
    Here is my pup Lou-Lou playing with her friend Bonnie. Here is a pic showing that they are really friends and have no problem hangin out together. Lou-Lou is between 4-5 months and Bonnie (an OldFamilyRed/Rednose) is about 4 yrs old. They'll play over an hour nonstop. Bonnies owner over...
  11. The Pitbull Lounge
    If you have never seen this exact puppy pic on the web, that is because i am the only person to upload it on there. I print screened her out of a show i watched on Animal Planet channel earlier (Shh, no telling) :roll: I added the caption, i made it up! See if you get it :flush:
  12. The Pitbull Lounge
    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman...
  13. General Discussion
    I fight for my breed on a daily against most apbt owners, I myself own both bullys and APBT, but there are alot of people who hate this breed. Anyways, I got invited to share my views on game-dog forum and of cource i did and i showed them a video of Black Clyde ( he is the first gotti...
  14. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2"...
  15. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    A husband is laying in bed as his wife strolls in completely naked, she seductively climbs into bed and says to him "What turns you on more my pretty face or my sexy body?". He looks her up and down then replies "Your great sense of humour".
  16. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    Justice in Nashville, TN (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Williamson County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to...
  17. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    Canine pregnancy lasts nine weeks and then you have approximately 8 weeks of rearing to do. I have identified and defined the several stages we go through in this process: Week one: Was he the right one? Typified by agonizing over whether you chose the right stud. Week two: Was she...
  18. Jokes and Funny Stuff
    pit bull Attack A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and...
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