My boyfriend has no patience with me at all...
My boyfriend took me to my first football game awhile back. We had great seats right behind our team's bench.
After the game, my boyfriend asked me how I liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," I replied, "especially all the big...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in...
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one...
Ricky, Jimmy, and Stewy were on the bus home from elementary
school, when a fire engine zoomed past their bus with blaring sirens.
The three kids noticed a Dalmatian dog on the
front seat of the fire engine, and Ricky said: "They use that dog to
keep crowds back."
"No," said Jimmy, "he’s just...
i think we need a comic relief subforum...there are alot of good jokes being posted and it would suck to have them lost in all our lounge non-sense. jokes are important i dont wanna see em get lost!
anyone with me???
ORIGIN OF THE HUMAN RACE
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made."
Two days later she asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were...