poodle

since this doesnt have anything to do w/ a pitbull i'll post it here. A death sentence for a man's poodle stirs debate in Hydro | NewsOK.com

ok how do I get my boy Toby to stop jumping on me and trying to sit on my lap!?!? He is WAY to big for it now he weighs about 104lbs but he thinks she's a poodle or something lol! and it kills me when he sits on me lol! What kind of ways do I do to get him to stop! I tried pushing him off and...