lol that conversation didnt seriously happen did it?Doesn't surprise me, its by far not the "worst" idiotic thing i've heard over the years. I have come to enjoy "messing" with people that ask me stupid questions.
Them: "Aren't you afraid they will attack you for no reason like a vicious animal?"
Me: "Well not today i've already fed them, the first meal of the day is worse though. My girlfriend tried feeding them one morning and got her hand cut right off, 24 stitches."
Them: "Are you serious?!?"
Them: "Well still if they weren't aggressive they wouldn't be on the news so much! They are scaryyy!!! I have met some nice ones though but i think they were mixed because they were under 75lbs."
Me: "Shh. If we talk about weight they will pick it up in signals, females are the worst just as humans they insist they are always too big and need to lose some..well..you know. The last thing you want to do is aggravate a female "pitttt bully".... Also did you know that half the news stories surrounding "Pitttttttt..Bulls" are never seen because the dogs eat the reporters, camera crew and work vans so fast theres never evidence?"
Me: "Got to go shes picking up that you are thinking shes fat. How can you live with yourself?!"
Maybe not word for word but pretty much. You should hear some of the stuff that comes out of peoples mouths when Ashley and I walk to the gas station with one of them (or occasionally both) and one of us goes in.lol that conversation didnt seriously happen did it?