· Original Prankster
So yesterday I was cleaning out my closet. I have a closet behind my front door for jackets that my son had stuffed a bunch of in. I grabbed my skate board to take it out and there was an alligator lizard under it. It was hissing and snapping at my toes. I then screamed like a little girl and called for Dosia. He tore through that closet like a tazmanian devil, and before I knew it I heard a loud crunch. Every time I tried to sweep it out the door Dosia would snatch it up real fast and crunch it again. By the time I got the nasty thing out, the closet was covered in drool and blood. Good thing there wasn't anything in it any more lol.