Go kick it in the wichita mtns of Oklahoma or the border moutains of NewMexico/Texas end of the Rockies.. spend a week camping either in a tent, cabin, or bungalow... Then handling one of those emperor scorpions will be CAKE!!! Next to the yellow scorpion in africa the variety in OK/TX are the most venomous

from birth til 7 I was around these critters and rattlesnakes too; my great grandma taught me how to catch both when I was 5! I was a critter hunting fool by the time I was 8... Made my own petting zoos out of snakes, lizards, spiders, scorpions,frogs,fish, turtles,horny toads/horned lizards, tarantula wasps, tarantulas, centipedes, rats, mice, rabbits.. LOL you name it I caught it and bred it to another one.. LOL I also did critter combat what they call bug wars on TV.. I had kingsnake that killed several rattlesnakes, copperheads, and a water moccassin(cottonmouth) or two; let him go in the house when baby rats started escaping.. The kingsnake left my house that next summer I was carrying plants out for my mom and a 5ft speckled kingsnake fell out of the rubber tree, and found a space and slid under the house. I love kingsnakes, and scorpions.. We had a centipede that killed several tarantulas .. We had a scorpion that was killed by a tarantula then matched to a centipede and it didn't fair well so we tried other monster killers that had dead birds and mice around the tree and cliffside of quarry.. We founda yellow scorpion that had a stinger that was like whiskey amber .. ewwweeee.. he killed everything.. we set up fish tank with divider and after 2wks we lift the divider

the tarantula wasp and the scorpion were the only things that could kill the centipede... SO..
I think it would be cool if you got an emperor scorpion because they are harmless to humans; if they hit you it will be sore but thats it.. When I was a kid in Oklahoma they had rattlesnakes for sell as pets;

I miss back when... ... if you want real cool entertainment then do bug wars and catch them from the wild.. T.wasp(deadly assassins) and scorpions(smart wrestlers) are supreme .. centipedes too (straight ruthless killers)
You probably dont want to do a bug war with something youve paid for.