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i found this on another forum and had to post it here :)
im a rum/vodka drinker so im in the clear lol what about u?

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other wordswe are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .

lmao i love it :rofl:
 

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blondie03044 said:
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit . [/COLOR]

lmao i love it :rofl:
OMG I HAVE TO SHOW MY MOM THIS.
 

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Very funny. :cheers:
 

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ha ha no problem :D
 

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lol damn, im a health nut and i drink alot of water each day....gona have to think long and hard about keeping the water instead of stockn the fridge with some coors light
 
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