LOL Beastley knows that feeling. Last night he destroyed his love seat cushions and pillows. Now he has to sleep on springs with his blankie on it. At first he was proud of his redecorating job until he found out we wouldn't allow him on the regular couch.
Lol have you tried a boots and barkley bed from target? My 2 pups try to rip ours apart everyday and they haven't succeeded yet. We've had it about a month and they've only managed to get the tags off. Though an adult jaw may be able to tear it apart.