Work them Pet Bulls!
In the hood is no good! So check this....I took Bella for a walk to the baseball field about a mile from me so we can play fetch. On my way in the fenced area I see a wooden baseball bat laying next to the trash barrel so I took it. On my way home walking through the city a police car approaches me but is on the opposite side of the street from me. He slows down, looks at me, but keeps going. Well, then he turns around and pulls up beside me....I look at him but keep walking. He drives along side of me and then I say "can I help you"? He say's yeah actually "I had a call of a female dressed in black, walking a pit bull carrying a baseball bat". What the*bleep*! I say to myself! So I say to him....Well, that would be me! Guess I fit the description...Am I doing something wrong by carrying a bat while walking my dog?? Do I look suspicious to you? And since when is it illegal to walk with a baseball bat? I ask him "do you see the park right there?" The cop says..."well, it's not a good look to be walking with a bat and walking one of those dogs". I say to him "one of those dogs"?? Would it make a difference if I was walking a lab or golden retriever? Cop just looked at me...Then I said to him...Are we done here?! I need to get home to cook dinner for my daughter and feed my dog! He says "yes, your free to go"...but my wise mouth just had to get the last word in so I said... "is walking with pit bull like driving while black Mr. officer"? I said, "I don't like being discriminated against because of my dog of choice just as human beings shouldn't be discriminated against because of the color of there skin". Anyways, just a little food for thought MR. OFFICER......have a nice night. Then I just continued on my way home :roll: THE END!