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> A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
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> While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
> she asked "Is my time up?"
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> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
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> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
> face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
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> She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
> teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
> well make the most of it.
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> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
> the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
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> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
> another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
> ambulance?"

> God replied: "****! I didn't recognize you."
 

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I enjoyed that Will, and it does have a subtle meaning to it doesn't it? That's it, no tummy tuck or breast implants for me LOL!!!
 

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I enjoyed that Will, and it does have a subtle meaning to it doesn't it? That's it, no tummy tuck or breast implants for me LOL!!!
aww comon SF you would look great with some.. D maybe DD bahahaha

that's funny ww sucks for her though =P
 

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LMAO! That was great :D
 
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