[william williamson]

> A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
>
> While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
> she asked "Is my time up?"
>
> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
>
> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
> face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
>
> She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
> teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
> well make the most of it.
>
> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
> the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
>
> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
> another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
> ambulance?"

> God replied: "****! I didn't recognize you."

 

[Saint Francis]

I enjoyed that Will, and it does have a subtle meaning to it doesn't it? That's it, no tummy tuck or breast implants for me LOL!!!

 

[CaLi 2 B.C.]

LMAO good one.

 

[Aireal]

I enjoyed that Will, and it does have a subtle meaning to it doesn't it? That's it, no tummy tuck or breast implants for me LOL!!!

aww comon SF you would look great with some.. D maybe DD bahahaha

that's funny ww sucks for her though =P

 

[Saint Francis]

aww comon SF you would look great with some.. D maybe DD bahahaha

that's funny ww sucks for her though =P

OK, you've convinced me! I will undoubtedly need "the BRO" (Seinfeld) for extra support though

 

[American_Pit13]

LMAO! That was great