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Mine is Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee not because of ancestry, it's because he ate a Cherokee indian.
 

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he says "2 seconds till" After you ask "till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
 

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Chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands!....lol
 

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Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.
 

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
  • When the Boogieman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
 

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Chuck Norris does not mow the grass. He intimidates the grass into not growing.
 

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Chuck Norris Likes To Kill Time, With his bare hands.
 

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
 

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Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all-time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green No.4 Uno card.
 

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Chuck Norris doesn't go looking for a good time... Good times find Chuck Norris
 

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LOL

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
 
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